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V8N4 - OCTOBER 30, 2009:

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Spotlight feature:

Keeping the
MAGIC of
CHAPLIN
Alive...

Jack Slessor as "Charlie Chaplin"
at the 2009 Seniors' and Elders' Day celebration.

Charles Spencer Chaplin (Charlie Chaplin) was born in Walwort, London, England on April 16 in 1889. He had a career in entertainment spanning over 75 years, nearly until his death at the age of 88. He passed away on Christmas Day in 1977. Charles started out as a child actor on stages in the United Kingdom and it wasn’t long before he became world renowned. He was a comedic actor, film director, filmmaker, script writer, as well as a composer and musician. He became one of the most famous actors and creative personalities of the silent-film era and thereafter. You probably remember him best in silent movies as the ‘Little Tramp.’ Chaplin is credited for bringing the gift of laughter and relief during times when the world needed it most - through World War I, the Great Depression and the rise of Hitler.

Winnipeg’s own Jack Slessor is carrying on the legacy of Charlie Chaplin, not letting us forget that value of laughter.

Jack made his debut as the Little Tramp at Garden City Shopping Centre 25 years ago, on October 5, 1984. Since then, he has made appearances, not just here in Winnipeg, but internationally. Recently, Charlie Chaplin (Jack) appeared at the Seniors’ and Elders’ Day celebration on October 1st for the second year.

How did Jack Slessor come to be the Little Tramp, you ask?

Well, here is what he said:

As for how I got started... well, I suppose it was the fall of 1984... I was at the U. of W. studying theatre courses. I think I had just finished taking a mime course–Reg Skene taught the theoretical portion and his son Rick taught the hands on (no pun intended) practical portion.

I was putting myself through school by performing various roles at special events with Brian Twerdun of Idea Productions. I guess it was around the middle of September that Brian asked me one day if I had ever thought about performing as a Chaplin look-a-like. Brian had done theme events in L.A. and they had Hollywood type characters like Charlie, Betty Boop, Keystone Kops, etc., so he wanted to get his own troupe of local characters together and offer their services as part of his theme parties.

I had been doing stand-up comedy since high school so I was pretty quick on my feet with an idea and my imagination, and I always loved Chaplin's movies, though I wasn't as familiar with them as I have become over the years. I was currently learning mime techniques which I thought would allow me to do a better job of nailing the little tramp character so I said, "Sure, when did you have in mind?". Naturally, I figured he would say, "Oh, in a few months." But he said, "Well, I can book you in a couple of weeks if you think you can be ready by then. I love a challenge so I said, "Sure".

I remember it was a Saturday and I immediately went out to a pawn shop on Main Street by City Hall in Winnipeg and found a pair of wonderful ole work boots that were big enough for me to fit a pair of my own size 7 sneakers inside. I still use them 25 years later, though of course they have been resoled several times. The rest of the costume, I picked up at a second hand store on Ellice Street, the same day. Needless to say, I spent lots of time over the next couple of weeks watching Chaplin's movies and mimicking the Little Tramp's moves in front of a mirror. My first performance as the Little Tramp look-a-like was on October 5th, 1984 at Garden City Shopping Centre. Over the years I would continue to perform Charlie and other assorted roles, master of ceremonies for Santa’s arrival, etc., for the shopping centre and ironically enough, in 1995 I joined Garden City Shopping Centre as their Marketing Director. Now, here is a spooky flashback... in high school, back in 1975, some of my buddies from theatre class gave me a book on Chaplin, but at the time I never imagined ever performing as the Little Tramp.

From the start I have always carried a camera when I performed and when I came across someone with whom there was that special "chemistry"... "the magic"... which created lots of laughs... someone who was a great sport and obviously enjoying interacting with me, then I would pull out my camera (mind you this was way before digital cameras) and get someone else to take our picture. Then I would write a small note on the back of one of my business cards, with the little tramp jumping off the film negative role with a rose in hand, and ask them if I could send them a complimentary copy. Over the years my wife, Sabrina, who I was dating back in 1984, has teased me that I should have shares in Kodak for all of the money I invested in their product. But, now I have thousands of pictures, each one a memory of a wonderful moment when I shared some laughs with folks, to help keep the magic of Chaplin alive with those who grew up with his films, and introduced his antics to the next generation and brought a little joy to hundreds of special events. I have performed in Canada, USA, China and London, England for thousands of people of all ages in just about every conceivable type of event. A few years ago, someone asked me what type of event I hadn't performed at. The list is very long and varied. From street festivals and trade shows to fundraisers and walk-a-thons for so many worthwhile organizations, the Little Tramp has tipped his bowler, swung his cane, kissed the ladies' hands and smiled for the camera. From familiar annual events to very special and unique events like the fundraiser for the victims of 911, the Little Tramp has made an appearance. And the best part is that during these events I have had the good fortune to meet and work with hundreds of talented performers and musicians too.

As I flip through one of my portfolios I see pictures of Charlie at Expo ‘86, where I "talked" my way onto the lot of the British Pavilion, with Lennox Lewis after he had just won his Gold Medal at the 1988 Olympics, with Vanna White of "Wheel of Fortune" when she came to Winnipeg, with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders at the Variety Club Tele-thon and my godson Mattais with his fellow Beaver pack members when I performed for them over 20 years ago. And what is especially funny about looking at that picture is that just last month I had the pleasure of being at Mattais's wedding on the west coast... my how time flies. And no, for this occasion the bowler, boots and cane were left at home and the closest I got to performing was when I said a few words as the "Godfather" and of course had to mimic Marlon Brando from the movie The Godfather. I see a picture of the Little Tramp in Tiananmen Square in 2000, and leading the MS Super Cities Walk in 2002, with Laurel and Hardy at the Grand Opening of the Expanded Pantages Playhouse in 1993... With WSO's Bramwell Tovey and CBC's Peter Jordan for the WSO's City Lights in 1990, and The Gold Rush in 1995... In Picadilly Circus in London, England, with my big brother Norm in 2005. I even got a reply from Sir Richard Attenborogh's office when I sent my photos for consideration when I heard he was going to direct the Chaplin film which came out in 1992. How I got his contact information and a reply is a funny story in itself and just one of hundreds from over the years. Above my computer in the den I am looking at a picture of me and my mom who passed away in 2003. It was taken back in 1986 when I performed for Park Manor Personal Care Home in Transcona where she worked. She used to make me laugh when she would smile and say "You're such a comical fellow Jackie." It doesn't get any better than that.

Over the years I had so many requests for a "stage" performance by the Little Tramp that I created a routine called "Little Tramp In Training' which I rehearsed and showcased for the first time during the Winnipeg Winter Cities show at the Concert Hall in 1996 with our eldest daughter Ayla in the role of my young assistant. Since then, I have expanded this routine to a "workshop" titled "The Use of Mime in The Silent Film Era"... a hands-on workshop which I have performed for seniors centres, boy scouts, girl guides and many other organizations.

Lots of laughs, lots of great memories, and of course, meeting lots of wonderful folks... that's what makes suiting up as the Little Tramp still so much fun and worthwhile. I think the smiles on the faces of the people at October 1st Seniors’ and Elders’ Day said it all. I'm a very lucky fellow. Not only because I am married to the most amazing woman in the world and we have two lovely daughters, Ayla & Chloe, wonderful family and friends, but on top of that I stumbled into a role that has allowed me to be a part of many, very special moments.

(Read more in the Oct. 30/09 issue of Senior Scope)


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Pyramid Schemes

Pyramid schemes are frauds that are based on recruiting an ever-increasing number of investors. The initial promoters (those at the
peak of the pyramid) recruit investors who are expected to bring in more investors, who may or may not sell products or distributorships.

In these schemes, the sale of a product or service is secondary or is not a factor in the generation of returns. The returns, if any, are developed primarily from the recruitment and investments of new members in the lower tiers of the pyramid. By their very nature, these organizational structures cannot support themselves indefinitely and eventually collapse leaving lower-tiered investors without any recourse to recoup their money.

No new money is created in pyramid schemes. Investors who get in early take their profits from investors who join later. At some point, no new investors can be found and as a result the last investors, who are at the bottom of the pyramid, lose their money. They also face prosecution, as pyramid schemes are illegal.

Typical warning signs include:

• High-pressure sales tactics
• Closed-door (secretive) information sessions and/or promotion meetings.
• Emphasis on recruitment rather than the sale of a product or service.
• Very high-yield return within a short period of time.
• Vague or non-specific explanations as to the core nature of the business and exactly how it makes money.
• Word-of-mouth referrals as opposed to public advertising.
• guaranteed income and no risk!

Potential investors should always make appropriate inquiries before they invest, in order to ensure that the claims made about the investment are true and legitimate. Remember that the greater the promised return, the greater the risk. Good advice is buyer beware. Sometimes these 'companies' are registered and conduct some legitimate business thus providing a level of defence should they be accused of running a pyramid or ponzi scheme. When in doubt,
potential investors can check with their local police service, the Manitoba Securities Commissions, the Competition Bureau of Canada, as well as conduct their own internet queries for relevant information. Of course a visit to www.phonebusters.com or www.rcmp.ca .
may also help.

Cst. Ben Doiron
Winnipeg RCMP
Commercial Crime Section

(Read more in the Oct. 30/09 issue of Senior Scope)



William J. Thomas

I Am Not Aging.
I’m Accumulating Longevity Status

Aging is okay, given the alternative. But adding years should not mean subtracting words. I’m sure I’m not the only man who has this problem and please, don’t get ahead of me here.

She: “Ah, Dave called and he wants us to . . . .”

At this point the way, way overused rolodex in my brain starts spinning like the back wheels of a light pickup truck in a field of fresh goose poop.

From a dead stop at A, my cerebral scanner hits top speed at C and over runs D by a full letter. Extraneous. Exhaustive, backing up now . . . beep, beep, beep . . . . Egregious, Expletive deleted, Egads—here we go again.

Me: “Okay, Dave my nephew, Dave your brother, Dave Barnard, Doctor Dave, Dave No Relation Thomas, Super Dave, Die Hard Bill’s Fan Dave, Dave Patterson, Dave Miller, Dave Nicholson, Dave Sathmary, Dave Barlow or Dave my former brother-in-law?”

She: “Oh, sorry, did I say Dave? I meant Dan.”

Oh, boy. I hit the brain button. The rolodex surges ahead to Excruciating. Backing up . . . beep, beep, beep . . . to Dan.

Me: “Okay, Dan my current brother-in-law, Dan Sunday, Dan Patterson, Dan Kozar, Dan Augustine, Dan The Man, Dan Dee Dan Dan the guy from Dragnet, Dan Rather or Dan Fogelberg?” (Sorry, my rolodex hasn’t been updated in months.)

She: “Anyway, Dan wants us to go and see a movie at that theatre. You know the one.”

Me: “Niagara Square, North Park, Seaway Mall, Pen Centre 6, Carleton, Cumberland, Amherst 3, Maple Ridge 8, Superplex 12 or The Elmwood 16 also known as the Adam Sandler Museum?”

She: “We’ve never been to the Superplex! Anyway it’s the movie about the war.”

I smell rubber burning as my mental directory races through the alphabet all the way to Y, Yikes, stops, pulls back one letter to X for a quick X-ray that shows some damaged cells and a few overworked fissures. For no apparent reason my rolodex, overwrought and no doubt delirious, stops at Xerox, drops its pants, jumps up on the machine and makes a photocopy of its own bum.

Me: “The war in Iraq, Afghanistan, Sri Lanka, Somalia, Darfur, East Timor, Tibet, Kurdistan, Burma, Columbia, Gaza Strip, Kashmir, Waziristan, Nigeria or Dick Cheney’s shorts?”

She: “It’s the diamond war in that country
in Africa.”

Driving at breakneck speed, backwards to Noise where it hears a squeaky sound when it hits the brakes. It then proceeds cautiously to K-Mart where it gets a cheap lube job and while waiting, buys a couple of K-Tel Sounds Of The Sixties CD’s for the return trip to A.

Me: “Africa,North Africa, West Africa, South Africa, Egypt, Morocco, Angola, Zambia, Namibia, Ethiopia, Gabon, Ghana, Guinea . . . ?”

Due to recent flooding, my rolodex gets mired up to its axles in G. Too far to walk all the way to T for a to a tow truck, it begins to hitchhike when a bunch of Herdsmen walk across the border from Burkina Faso and push it out of the muck.

I start again.

Me: “Angola, Cameroon, Botswana, Rhodesia. Rhodesia!?! Hey, there’s Ian Smith in a burka!”

She: “I think it’s set in the diamond mines of Sierra Leone and it stars that actor you really like.”

A warning light appears on the dashboard of my scanner.

Me: “Chris Cooper, Gary Sinise, Toby McQuire, Ryan Gossling, Tom Wilkinson, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Dan Cheadle, Ralph Fiennes, Colm Meaney, Colm Feore, Eric Bana, Daniel Day-Lewis, Chris Wilton, Philippe Noiret, Terrence Howard, Nick Nolte when he’s sober?”

She: “No. Leonardo DiCaprio.”

Me: “I don’t like Leonardo DiCaprio.”

She: “Whatever. Anyway, they want to go to that restaurant first.”

My rolodex runs out of gas trying to get from A for Actors to R for Restaurants before they stop serving. Fortunately at P it’s able to coast into a Petro-Canada station.

Me: “Lucy’s, Sugars II, San Marco, On the Waterfront, J.C.’s, Casa Mia, Mama Mia’s, Casa D’Ora, Noir 27, Yukiguni’s, Chiado, McLaughlins, EastDell Estates, The Rex, Hoovers’ Marina?”

She: “No, not like a formal restaurant, just a pub like that place beside the canal.”

My rolodex, which is now over-heating, losing power and running on two flat tires boards a laker at Lock 3 for a trip up the Welland Canal. For some reason they make it wear a life jacket.

Me: “The Galley, Lotus Garden, Walter’s Neptune, The Smokin’ Budda, Harbour Inn, Deed’s Place, The Bridge Pub, The Dainer, The Galley?”

She: “No. You know. The Canalside Pub.”

Me: “Wait. Wait. Wait. The name of the pub beside the canal you were trying to come up with was . . . The Canalside Pub?!!!”

She: “Yeah, that’s it. It’s right beside that shop.”

I can’t go there. A late-breaking bulletin flashing across my brain claims my mental rolodex jumped ship near the train bridge in Dain City. Witnesses said it just stripped down naked and went straight off the bow clutching the anchor with both arms.

Me: “I can’t go.”

She: “Why not?”

Me: “I have to go lie down on the . . . .”

She: “On the bed?”

Me: “On the highway.”

She: “On the shoulder?”

Me: “The centre line.”

Unlike oil, we are not running out of words. People who don’t use enough words are like drivers who refuse to use their blinker because they believe it drains the battery. It doesn’t. I swear. Remember: as we shrink, our vocabularies need not.
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William Thomas is the author of nine books of humour including Margaret and Me about his wee Irish mother. www.williamthomas.ca

(Read more in the Oct. 30/09 issue of Senior Scope)

   


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